Indiana Dumb City Laws
Beech Grove:
It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
Elkhart:
It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kids ears.
Evansville:
While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.
Fort Wayne:
You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record It`s In the Book.
Gary:
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.
Indianapolis:
Hopefully, residents of the city have spedometers on their horses, for they can not ride them in excess of ten miles per hour.
One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.
No person may collect rags on Sunday.
South Bend:
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
Terre Haute:
No one may spit on the sidewalk.
Warsaw:
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.
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