Indiana Dumb City Laws
It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kids ears.
While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.
You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record It`s In the Book.
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.
Hopefully, residents of the city have spedometers on their horses, for they can not ride them in excess of ten miles per hour.
One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.
No person may collect rags on Sunday.
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
No one may spit on the sidewalk.
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.