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• You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

• You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

• The English language is not to be spoken.

Dumb City Laws in Illinois:


• No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Avenue. (Retracted)


• One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.


• All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.

• Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

• It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

• It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.

• Kites may not be flown within the city limits.

• In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.

• It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.


• Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.


• It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.

• Cars may not be driven through the town.

Crystal Lake:

• If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city’s water to water it.

Des Plaines:

• Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.


• Bowling is forbidden.

• It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.


• No person may keep a smelly dog.

• It is illegal to burn bird feathers.

• Jostling others is illegal.

• No bicyclist may practice “fancy riding” on any city street.

• There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

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