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Horner:

• It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.


Joliet:

• Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town’s name mispronounced ‘Jolly-ETTE’ when all local folk know it’s pronounced ‘Joe-lee-ETTE’, made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.


Kenilworth:

• A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.


Kirkland:

• Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland’s streets.


Moline:

• Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.

• There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.


Morton Grove:

• You may not own a handgun.


Normal:

• It is against the law to make faces at dogs.


Orland Park:

• No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling.


Ottowa:

• Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.


Park Ridge:

• Trucks may only park inside closed garages.


Peoria:

• Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway.


Zion:

• It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.




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