Free Java! Track Links! Vote Now! HTML Help! Free Clipart! Free Fonts! The Net3Media Network Free Sounds! Web Freebies! Fun Riddles! One-Liners! JOKES! Get Funky! History Files! Funny Pictures! Rebus Puzzles! Get Laughs! Fun Riddles!

One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only
Presently viewing...   I'm a Fun-gi!
Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Puns    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer.

Bartender: "Sorry mister, can't give it to ya." Mushroom: "C'mon, just one beer..please?" Bartender: "Nope, can't do it."

The mushroom looks around and says again, "C'mon, just..just one beer and then I'll leave you alone." Bartender: "Look, for the last time...I'm not serving you the damn beer!"

Finally the mushroom says to the bartender, "Hey, c'mon man...I'm a Fun-gi!"

This joke has a funny rating of    
1 1 1 out of 5 by 111 readers.    

      Please rate this joke yourself:
Was it funny?
Hilarious jokes every day!
Join the Joke-A-Day
Mailing List!

Type your E-mail Address here:


Follow jokesgalorecom on Twitter

JokesGalore Recommends:
I personally lost 12 pounds in one week
eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more


| Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us |
Copyright © 1998-2012,