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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Ethnic    Type: Stories
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when the French are the cooks, the Italians are the lovers, the British are the police, the Germans are the mechanics and the Swiss run the hotels.

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when the British are the cooks, the Swiss are the lovers, the Italians are the mechanics, the French run the hotels and the Germans are the police.




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