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CLICK TO E-MAIL Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...


What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...


Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...


Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...


What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"


What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...


Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...


What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...


What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...


What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...


What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...


Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...




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