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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Gender Slam    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobs

God: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don't think I need this center boob.

God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great!

(Looking at her hand...)

Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob?

***POOF*** Man was created.

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