What is a ghost's favorite party game? Hide-and-go-shriek.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul!
Why did the ghost rush home from school? To watch an after-ghoul special on TV.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, and a ghost?
A cocker-poodle-boo.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Who protects the shores where spirits live? The Ghost Guard.
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? You look boo-tiful tonight.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? He didn't have a haunting license.
What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down? I got a boo-boo.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Because demons are a ghost's best friend.
Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party? With No-Body.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? Boo-ties.
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? Tombstones.
What do ghosts mail home while on vacation? Ghostcards.
What do ghosts do when they're in the hospital? They talk about their apparitions.
What do short-sighted ghosts wear? Spooktacles.
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