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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Halloween    Type: One Liners
CLICK TO E-MAIL When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars? Sheet belts.

What do ghosts eat for dinner? Ghoulash.

Where does a ghost swim? The Dead Sea.

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

Who was the famous ghost detective? Sherlock Moans.

What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride? A boocycle.

Why did the ghost go to the doctor? To get a Booster shot.

What is a ghost's favorite bird? A scare crow.

What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning? Boonanas and Booberries.

What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Boo--icks.

What's a ghost's favorite Broadway play? Phantom of the Opera.

What did one ghost say to another? Do you believe in people?

What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti.

What is a ghost favorite article of clothing? Boojeans.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? Put your boos and shocks on.

Why are ghosts cowards? Because they've got no guts




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