Ghosts #3 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Ghosts #3 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Ghosts #3 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Halloween Type: One Liners When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams. What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars? Sheet belts. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Ghoulash. Where does a ghost swim? The Dead Sea. Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up. Who was the famous ghost detective? Sherlock Moans. What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride? A boocycle. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? To get a Booster shot. What is a ghost's favorite bird? A scare crow. What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning? Boonanas and Booberries. What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Boo--icks. What's a ghost's favorite Broadway play? Phantom of the Opera. What did one ghost say to another? Do you believe in people? What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti. What is a ghost favorite article of clothing? Boojeans. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere where he can boo-gie. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? Whipped scream. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? Put your boos and shocks on. Why are ghosts cowards? Because they've got no guts Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 19 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.