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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Halloween    Type: One Liners
CLICK TO E-MAIL What is a ghost's favorite day of the week? Frightday.

Where do ghosts get an education? High sghoul.

What did the polite ghost say to her son? Don't spook until you're spooken to.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a prehistoric ghost? A terror-dactyl.

Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference? The spooksperson.

Who's the most important member of a ghost's hockey team? The ghoulie.

What's a ghost's favorite breakfast? Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat, or Dreaded Wheat.

What do ghosts drink at breakfast? Coffee with scream and sugar.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Boo-Berry pie with I-scream.

What color are ghosts? BOOOO!




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