What's a ghost's favorite time of day? Early in the moaning.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos.
What does a ghost eat for lunch? A BOO-logna sandwich.
Where do ghosts go on vacation? The Eerie Canal, Lake Eerie, or Mali-Boo.
What's a ghost's favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghoster.
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
What's a ghosts favorite fruit? Booberries.
What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents.
What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains? Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes.
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? Watch the board and I'll go through it again.
How do ghosts learn songs? They read the sheet music.
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