Georgia Dumb City & County Laws #2
One may not place a dead bird on a neighbors lawn.
Rocks may not be thrown at birds.
A person must obtain a permit to spread rat poison.
Persons may not wear hoods in public.
It is illegal to play catch in any city street.
Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
It is illegal to say Oh, Boy."
Every head of household must own a gun.
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.
The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.