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Conyers:

• One may not place a dead bird on a neighbor’s lawn.


Dublin:

• Rocks may not be thrown at birds.

• A person must obtain a permit to spread rat poison.

• Persons may not wear hoods in public.

• It is illegal to play catch in any city street.

• Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.


Gainesville:

• Chicken must be eaten with the hands.


Jonesboro:

• It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy."


Kennesaw:

• Every head of household must own a gun.


Marietta:

• Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.


Quitman:

• It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

• Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.


Roswell:

• Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.

• The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.


St. Mary's:

• No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.




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