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• The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

• One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.

• Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.

• Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

• Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

• It is illegal to sell your children.

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

• You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.

• It is considered an offense to shower naked.

• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

• Oral sex is illegal.

• You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

• Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.




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