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Big Pine Key:

• It is illegal to molest a Key deer.


Broward County:

• Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands.


Cape Coral:

• It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

• It is illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.


Cape Coral City:

• A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.


Daytona Beach:

• The molestation of trash cans is banned.

• Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.

• Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.


Destin:

• It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.

• Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a ‘bad cat’.

• If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.

• Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.

• If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, don’t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.

• It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.

• If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.


Hialeah:

• Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.


Key West:

• Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.


Miami Beach:

• Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.

• Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.

• Termite farms are not allowed within the city.

• No one may bring a pig with them to the beach.


Naples:

• Neon signs are prohibited.


Palm Bay:

• Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.


Pensacola:

• Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

• It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

• A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.


Sanford:

• Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of “bona fide” theatrical performances.


Sarasota:

• If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.

• You may not catch crabs.


Satellite Beach:

• Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m.

• Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.


Seaside:

• All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.


Tampa:

• Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.

• Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.




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