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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Idiots    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.

The reverand says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps.

Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!" so he jumps.

The old guy says to the hipee "I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump."

But the hipee replies "Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!"




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