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CLICK TO E-MAIL Three soccer players - Landon Donovan, Lionel Messi and David Beckham - are invited to heaven watch the World Cup final with God. God decides who will sit next to him by asking them the same question.

God asks Donovan first: "What do you believe?" Donovan says, "I believe in hard work and staying true to family, teammates and friends." God is impressed by the American and offers him a seat to his left.

God then turns to Messi and asks, "What do you believe?" Messi says, "I believe loyalty, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life." God is impressed and offers the Argentinian a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Beckham: "What do you believe?" Beckham then says, "I believe you're in my seat."




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