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CLICK TO E-MAIL A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him if he's done any good. The man says no. So St. Peter asks the man to give an account of his bravery.

The man says, "I was refereeing a match in London between England and Germany. The score was 0-0 and there was only one more minute of play when I awarded a penalty against England."

"Yes," responds St. Peter, "That was a real act of bravery. Can you tell me when this took place?"

"Certainly," the man replies. "About three minutes ago."




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