Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore - For Kids Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore - For Kids Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: For Kids Type: Lists/Top10 -How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. -Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box. -Why do elephants have wrinkles? Because they are so hard to iron. -Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed? Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning. -Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle? Because it doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. -Why do elephants wear sunglasses? So no one will recognize them. -Why are elephants such poor dancers? Because they have two left feet. -What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence. -Why can't elephants go swimming at the beach? Because they can't keep their trunks up. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 1207 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.