Dumb California City Laws #5 - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Dumb California City Laws #5 - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Dumb California City Laws #5 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Dumb California City Laws #5 San Diego: It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. San Francisco: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. It is illegal to wipe ones car with used underwear. Persons classified as ugly may not walk down any street. It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. San Jose: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. San Luis Obispo: Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited. Santa Monica: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. Shasta Lake: One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place. Simi Valley: Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks. Temecula: Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. Thousand Oaks: Before a business may have a going out of business sale, they must obtain a special permit from the city manager. Walnut: Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car. Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground. Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff. Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. One may not leave sand in their own driveway. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 4 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.