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San Diego:

• It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

• The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.


San Francisco:

• Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

• It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.

• Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.

• It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

• Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.


San Jose:

• It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.


San Luis Obispo:

• Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.


Santa Monica:

• You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.


Shasta Lake:

• One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.


Simi Valley:

• Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.


Temecula:

• Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.


Thousand Oaks:

• Before a business may have a “going out of business sale”, they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.


Walnut:

• Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.

• Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.

• Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.

• Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.

• One may not leave sand in their own driveway.





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