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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Dumb Laws    Type: Lists/Top10
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• It is unlawful to give another fireworks.

• All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.

• Growing oleander flowers is illegal.


• Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Pacific Grove:

• It is illegal to molest butterflies.

Palm Springs:

• It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.


• It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.


• One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.

• It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.

• No person may carry a fish into a bar.


• Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.


• Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.


• One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.

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