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Hermosa Beach:

• Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.

• No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.

• It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.


Hollywood:

• It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.


Indian Wells:

• It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.

• Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.

• Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.

• Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.


Lafayette:

• You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.


Lodi:

• It is illegal to shoot “silly string” at parade participants.


Lompoc:

• It is illegal to possess, own or raise roosters.


Long Beach:

• Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

• It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.


Los Angeles:

• It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

• You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

• You may not hunt moths under a street light.

• It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

• Toads may not be licked.

• It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.

• Zoot suits are prohibited.


Los Angeles County:

• All food in a children's camp must be approved by the director before being used.

• It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.

• No person may charge admission to a house party.

• It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.




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