Dumb California City Laws #3 - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Dumb California City Laws #3 - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Dumb California City Laws #3 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Dumb California City Laws #3 Hermosa Beach: Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper. No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground. It is illegal to pour salt on a highway. Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Indian Wells: It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store. Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited. Fortelling the future for donations is illegal. Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden. Lafayette: You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. Lodi: It is illegal to shoot silly string at parade participants. Lompoc: It is illegal to possess, own or raise roosters. Long Beach: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. Los Angeles: It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. You may not hunt moths under a street light. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. Toads may not be licked. It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Zoot suits are prohibited. Los Angeles County: All food in a children's camp must be approved by the director before being used. It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air. No person may charge admission to a house party. It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 5 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.