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Dana Point:

• One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.


• It is illegal to wash your car in the street.

El Monte:

• Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.

• Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.

• Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.


• Persons may not sleep on a road.

• One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.

• Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.


• No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

• Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.

• It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.

• Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.

• It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.

• Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

• Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.


• One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.

• A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.

• It is illegal to jump into a passing car.

• Cars may not be driven in reverse.

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