Dumb California City Laws #2 - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Dumb California City Laws #2 - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Dumb California City Laws #2 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Dumb California City Laws #2 Dana Point: One may not use ones own restroom if the window is open. Downey: It is illegal to wash your car in the street. El Monte: Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays. Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games. Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers. Eureka: Persons may not sleep on a road. One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park. Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. Fresno: No one may annoy a lizard in a city park. Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed. It is against the law to hold a private bingo game. Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits. It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person. Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments. Getting drunk on a playground is against the law. Glendale: One may not take his dog on an elevator with him. A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container. It is illegal to jump into a passing car. Cars may not be driven in reverse. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 3 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.