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• In the city of Alhambra, you cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

• In Arcadia, peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

• Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool in Baldwin Park.

• A Belvedere City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

• In Blythe, CA, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

• One of Burlingame's laws says it is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Cathedral City Dumb Laws:

• It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.

• Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.

• One may not bring their dog to school.

• In Cerritos, all dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.

Chico Stupid Laws:

• One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.

• It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.

• Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

• Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

• It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.

• Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.




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