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• Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

• A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag
which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation"

• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.(Glendale)

• Cars may not be driven in reverse.

• Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.(Globe)

• If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.(Hayden)

• No more than six girls may live in any house. (Repealed) (Maricopa County)

• It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. (Mesa)

• A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County)

• An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. (Nogales)

• No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.(Prescott)

• One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.(Tempe)

• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.(Tombstone)

• Women may not wear pants.( Tucson)




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