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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Drunks    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, so I'm waiting for my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."



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