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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1    Category: Dieting    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL "Darn," the man said to his pal while weighing himself in a drugstore. "I began this diet yesterday, but the scale says I'm heavier today. Here, Norm, hold my jacket...It still says I'm heavier...Here, hold my Twinkies." - Kevin Fagan



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