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• “R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.

• It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.


City Laws in Delaware:

Lewes:

• It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.

• Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.


Rehoboth Beach:

• No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.

• On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.

• One may not whisper in church.

• No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.

• Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.

• Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.

• Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.


South Bethany:

• All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.




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