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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Seniors    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Old Mr. Johnson was in a terrible accident, and his penis was mangled and torn from his body.

His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery.

The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for "small," $6500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large."

Mr. Johnson was sure he wanted a "large," but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.

Mr. Johnson phoned his wife and explained their options.

The doctor came back into the room, and saw Mr. Johnson looking quite dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?," asked the doctor.

Mr. Johnson answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."




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