Daffynitions! - Miscellaneous Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Daffynitions! - Miscellaneous Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Daffynitions! Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Miscellaneous Type: Lists/Top10 Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a Italian bullfighter tries to do. Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall. Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize bur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with. Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eclipse e-klips': What an English barber does for a living. Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist. Heroes hee'-rhos: What a guy in a boat does. Left Bank left' bangk': What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots. Paradox par'-uh-doks: Two physicians. Parasites par'-uh-sites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist: A helper on the farm. Polarize po'-lur-ize: What penguins see with. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 194 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.