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• Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.

• You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

• In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

• It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

• You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.

• It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.


City Laws in Connecticut:

Devon:

• It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.


Guilford:

• Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.


Hartford:

• You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

• You may not educate dogs.

• It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.


New Britain:

• It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.


Rocky Hill:

• An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.


Southington:

• Silly string is banned.


Waterbury:

• It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.




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