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CLICK TO E-MAIL Dumb Colorado Laws:

• One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

• It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.

• No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.

• It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

• Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.


City Laws in Colorado:

Alamosa:

• Throwing missles at cars is illegal.

• Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

• To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.

• Persons may not urinate in public.


Arvada:

• Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.


Aspen:

• Catapults may not be fired at buildings.


Boulder:

• It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

• It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

• Boulders may not be rolled on city property.

• Couches may not be placed on outside porches.


Colorado Springs:

• It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.


Cripple Creek:

• It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.


Denver:

• The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

• It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

• You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

• It is illegal to mistreat rats.


Durango:

• It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.


Logan County:

• It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.


Louisville:

• Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.


Pueblo:

• It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.


Sterling:

• Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.


Vail:

• It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.

• No one may keep junk close to someone else.




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