Dumb Colorado Laws:
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
City Laws in Colorado:
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Persons may not urinate in public.
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to mistreat rats.
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes unbecoming on ones sex.
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
No one may keep junk close to someone else.