Clinton, Obama, and Washington go Hunting
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Category: Political Type: Stories
Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and George Washington go hunting one day. When they are finished for the day, they head to a lake to wash the camouflage paint off of their faces. Just before they leave, Jesus appears. He says, "Step out onto these waters. The depth will show the sin in your life.
George steps in, and the water goes to mid-calf. He seems content with that until Obama steps in and it barely clears his boots. George says, "This is impossible! I never lie, yet somehow Obama has less sin then-"
"Oops," says Barack, "I'm standing on Bill's shoulders."