Cheesy Pick-Up Lines #5
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
• I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
• I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
• Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
• Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
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Category: Pick-Up Lines Type: One Liners 
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