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• Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

• I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

• There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

• Me without you is like a nerd without braces. A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

• When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

• I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

• Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.

• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

• Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!




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