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• Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

• Be unique and different, say yes.

• Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

• Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

• Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you 'cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

• You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

• You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

• If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

• If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

• You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.




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