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• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

• I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

• If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

• If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

• Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

• You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

• If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

• For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

• Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

• Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.




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