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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1    Category: Christmas    Type: Lists/Top10
CLICK TO E-MAIL TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHANUKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS
10. There’s no “Donny and Marie Chanukah Special.”
9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
8. No need to clean the chimney.
7. There’s no latke-nog.
6. Burl Ives doesn’t sing Chanukah songs.
5. You won’t be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.
4. You won’t see, “You’re a Putz, Charlie Brown.”
3. No barking dog version of “I had a Little Driedl.”
2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

and the Number 1 reason why Chanukah is better than Christmas…

1. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.




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