Free Java! Track Links! Vote Now! HTML Help! Free Clipart! Free Fonts! The Net3Media Network Free Sounds! Web Freebies! Fun Riddles! One-Liners! JOKES! Get Funky! History Files! Funny Pictures! Rebus Puzzles! Get Laughs! Fun Riddles!



One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only
Category:  
  Search:  
 
Presently viewing...   Can you give me a push?
Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Bar    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and
there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to
realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the
door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she
says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick
the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house
to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get
lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the
right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed
and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he
shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."




This joke has a funny rating of    
1 1 1 1 out of 5 by 701 readers.    

      Please rate this joke yourself:
Was it funny?
  
Hilarious jokes every day!
Join the Joke-A-Day
Mailing List!


Type your E-mail Address here:
 

PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD

Follow jokesgalorecom on Twitter





JokesGalore Recommends:
I personally lost 12 pounds in one week
eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more

   




| Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us |
Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.