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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Blonde    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.

The blonde decides to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does, she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.

Finally, the brunette finds the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.

The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"

The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."

"Comfortable?" the guy questions.

"Yes, you see she reads slow."




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