• On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
• On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
• Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
• At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
• In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
• On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
• At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
• On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
• On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
• Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
• At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
• In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
• On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
• On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
• On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
• At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
• Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
• In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
• At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
• In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
• In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.."
• At a Propane Filling Station,
"Tank heaven for little grills."
• And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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