Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.
They always liked to compete with their sons.
First mother: My son is a priest. Whenever people see him they say, "Oh
Second mother: Oh yeah, my son is a bishop. Whenever they see him they
say, "Oh my bishop!"
Third mother: (after thinking a bit) Well my son is a fat, lazy pig and
whenever people see my son they say, "Oh my God!"