ON TURNING 70: "You still chase women, but only downhill".
ON TURNING 80: "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing."
ON TURNING 90: "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
ON TURNING 100: "I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."
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