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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1    Category: Seniors    Type: Lists/Top10
CLICK TO E-MAIL ON TURNING 70: "You still chase women, but only downhill".

ON TURNING 80: "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing."

ON TURNING 90: "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

ON TURNING 100: "I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."

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