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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Doctors    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient: OH NO! That's awful! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???

Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's... In three months you'll forget everything I told you.




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