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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Doctors    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.

Doctor: You only have one week left to live. Patient: Oh no! What good news can you possibly tell me now?

Doctor: Well, you know that really hot-looking nurse who just came in here? I'm taking her out to dinner tonight, and who knows where the night will end!




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