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• The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

• Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

• Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

• In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

Laws in Little Rock:

• Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.

• No one may “suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.

• Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

• Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

• It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

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