Seems that, after all these years, the romance and love just wasn't what it used to be for James and Mary. In an attempt to salvage their thirty years of marriage, Mary convinces her husband to see a marriage counselor with her.
The counselor first asks Mary what she feels the problem is, and before he can even finish his sentence she goes into a tirade listing every single problem the couple has ever had - even before things went south. She goes on and on for nearly an hour, and finishes in tears.
Finally, the counselor gets up from his couch, walks over to Mary, embraces her and begins to kiss her passionately. The woman quiets down immediately, and sits there in a daze.
The counselor then turns to James and says, "Your wife needs this at least three times a week. For the sake of your marriage, can you do this?"
The husband ponders this question for a moment, and confidently replies, "I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays... but on Fridays, I play golf."
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