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CLICK TO E-MAIL One morning, an Amish mother and her three children were out working in the field. One of her young daughters came up to her and said, "Mama, why is my name Daisy?"

And her mother said, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a daisy
fell on your head."

And her daughter trotted off, satisfied.

The next day, they were all out in the field again. The second daughter
came up and said, "Mama, why is my name Rose?"

"Well, honey, when you were born a rose fell on your head."

And her daughter was happy with that answer and continued working.

The next day, they all went out into the field again to work. Her son came up to her and said, "GLUPHABABABLUGHARDTHYPOGHHH!!!"

And the Amish mother said, "good morning Brick!!!"




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