This cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some
Indians. They take him back to their village to see the Chief.
The Chief looks at the cowboy and says: "You white man, you will
die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you
gettum three wishes.
"What is your first wish?" The cowboy looks around, thinks,
then with a gulp, says: "Well, can I talk to my horse oh great
Chief?" "The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says
"he-he, sure white man, you can talk to your horse".
So the cowboy goes to his horse and whispers in its ear, the
horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off
in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the
cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse
returns with a blonde riding upon its back. The Indians look
amazed. The Chief grins, points to a secluded teepee. The
cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes
into the teepee. An hour later he comes out and says, "Chief,
can I talk to my horse again?" The Chief says "Sure, but that be
wish number two." "Ok", says the cowboy.
The cowboy goes to the horse and once again whispers into its
ear, and with a gallop the horse is off!... 15 minutes later
the horse returns, this time having a brunette aboard. Once
again the cowboy is shown the secluded teepee.
An hour later the cowboy comes out, obviously tired now, with
only a few hours left before sundown. He looks to the Chief,
and before he says a word, the Chief grins and says, "Sure crazy
white man. you can talk to your horse."
So the cowboy goes to the horse and GRABS him by the ear and
yells
"LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,...I SAID - GO GET A POSSE!!!"
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