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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Heaven and Hell    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Three guys died when they got to the pearly gates. St. Peter met them and said, "I know you guys are forgiven because you're here but before you get into heaven I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven as it is soo big".

St. Peter asked the first guy, "How long were you married?" He replied, "24 years."

"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" asked St. Peter.

The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."

Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Ford Pinto to drive."

The second guy walked up and got the same question from Peter and said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year, so we really worked it out."

Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your Ford Taurus."

The third guy walked up and said, "Peter , I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Taurus and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden pavement, so they went to see what was the matter.

When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said,

"I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!"




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